everyone who knows luis knows that ridiculous things come out of his mouth about every 37 seconds. so every week i am going to post luis' ridiculous and funny quotes for everyone's amusement. enjoy!
this week so far:
"can i use that hand sanitizer anywhere?"
"i was born 7 months premature, they thought i was an abortion and tried to flush me"
"i am going to have my halloween costume be just underwear and dance with all the ladies and maybe i'll meet my australian cousin"
"i love coca cola, can you imagine if you were 70 and coke was just invented, how much would that suck? if coke had been invented back in the day it would have been too easy to steal from the indians"
"i can't wait until my parents have alzheimer's so i can punch them in the face every day and they won't remember"
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Wow....classic Luis.
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